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By Carla Collins


In this candid confessional, comic Carla Collins divides the realm into the angels who advisor us, encourage us, and store our butts; the attractive and classy vampires who suck the existence out people; and the douche baggage who regularly annoy, disgust and taunt us.

With a quick wit, pretend breasts and actual middle, Collins stocks her unconventional trip from a small metal city in Ontario, Canada to Tinseltown L.A. in this wild and revealing romp, she navigates her means via seventy-two imaginary acquaintances, a number of fiancés, 8 canine, marriages, and one topless grandmother. Her genuinely-earned existence classes will exhibit you that by means of taking hazards, embracing humiliation and tapping into the ability of laughter, whatever is possible-and everyone seems to be manageable.

Attract extra angels into your lifestyles, regulate your vampires, and maintain the entire douche baggage at bay. Angels, Vampires and Douche baggage is unique, edgy, uplifting and laugh-out-loud funny.

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